Where else but New York would you...

... be sitting on the subway and notice there were long streaks of liquid on the floor of the subway car. No biggie. It was raining, everyone was wet, and it's not uncommon for someone to have spilled a beverage while being jerked along on the subway.

But then you hear something that sounds like a trickling faucet and look quizzically over at your friend before both turning toward the sound and simultaneously realizing the liquid is actually urine coming from the passed-out homeless guy repeatedly pissing his pants right across from you.

Ewww on so many levels.